Happy birthday Chiks!! We love you 🎉🎂 (at HAVEN Riverfront Restaurant and Bar)
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“ It was a truly epic scam, in which he used his powers of persuasion to screw investors and then train a small army to do the screwing for him. But eventually, Belfort sank his own empire. He spent some of his fortune on megamansions, only to have the government seize them. He purchased his own helicopter, only to almost crash it on his front lawn while flying it stoned. He owned a 166-foot yacht built for Coco Chanel, only to tell the captain to steer it into a storm and nearly kill himself, his friends, and his crew before the ship sank in the Mediterranean. Even with the hundreds of prostitutes he claimed to have hired, Belfort struggled to perform. He was taking so many drugs that his penis, as he writes, had taken the form of a “No. 2 pencil eraser. „
Meet Jordan Belfort, the Real Wolf of Wall Street
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November in Miami >
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Cheese and carrot life.
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When I ask a salesperson for help and then they won’t leave me alone
omg it’s that kid i’m obsessed with. the unimpressed disney little sister. agh!
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@LADUREE bubbly? oh yes.
yeah. im going to need some of this. stat.
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SJP’s kids unleash terror on the streets of New York.
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Donuts are stupid. On Opposite Day. (at Federal Donuts)
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Vimal’s #funemployment week continues (at Walt Whitman Bridge)
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